Hillary's Ideas Seem to be what Americans Want

Whether I like it or not apparently...

A recent poll shows that Americans nationwide seem to see eye to eye with the thoughts and ideas of Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton. Of these ideas, they are in love with the thought of a national health care system, increased taxes to accommodate additional social programs, secular values that push any symbols of Christianity out of the public eye, withdrawal from Iraq and an open border to immigrants, legal or not.

These numbers show a major change in the ideological landscape that once was America. This new America, people are proclaiming, is the wave of a new progressive future for not just citizens of the United States, but people worldwide.

Other results from the poll shows that Americans believe that the United States needs to recognize their place among all other nations, and begin to act as equals with the rest of the world. All in all, Americans believe the US and its citizens should be just like every other person, regardless of national origin...

April Fools.

Come on now. Americans (with any level of common sense) realize that we shouldn't be like the rest of the world...it is the rest of the world that should have the opportunity to be as free, safe and prosperous as we are here in America.